Anonymous Nipples and the hypocrisy of Nigerian brands
Edgar we can’t do Nipples. We love you and love what you are doing with Theatre but we will stay clear of this. We cannot align it with our brand but meanwhile send us tickets personally.
The general retort I get as I struggle to push for sponsorship for my erotica play which is borderline bold and boundary pushing.
Now this Play is very far from porn and apart from it’s bold treatment of taboo topics and the use of those words very easily, it is nowhere near the soddom and gomoroah that unfolds on a 24 hour circle in that house that has enraptured our youths.
As I walk away from the umpteenth rejection, I steal a glance at the same brand positioning itself in the house. Ohhh the eyeballs are massive, not easy to resist and a brand custodians mecca so he forgets the convo he just had with me and throws his logo all over the pillows that are used for fornication in the house.
Mad abi, that is the hypocrisy that pervades society and not just the brand custodian who pretends at civility. He is a product of society, a pretentious society. A society that is filled with men who will rush into the bathrooms with soap in one hand and a porn clip on the other and then come out to say, ‘ Duke bring Fajuyi and leave Nipples can’t touch it.
So Seyi slapped them. He railed in the house. My Sons will fuck your daughters. He continued, I will set up an account where they will have resources to run trains around your daughters.
For those of u who do not know what trains are. It is when u put women on all fours, mouth to ass in a train and u ramp the from back and continue till u are tired while the women remain in that position at your mercy
That is the show the puritanical brands rush to support cos of eyeballs. That is the show the regulators look the other way as everything wrong in society is glamorised.
Fornication, adultery, alcoholism, muted aggression, narccissm and all. Every year, I rail against this babylon and every year it comes back stronger and more powerful.
Seyi is not alone in this pervidy as his colleagues have fucked, abused and fallen off the wagon with the guidance and encouragement of its promoters while being oiled by greedy sponsors who use the opportunity to sell to a gullible audience.
The hynotic influence of Big brother is amazing as I watch people stay glued to the TV set watching people do mundane things. From sleeping to cooking to eating to carring out unintelligent conversations all with the boldness of idiots who would know no better.
I hate big brother the concept. It is a configuration of talentless stooges who have all of the time in the world to be idle for a whole 90 days only to be rewarded by a society that has gone to the dogs.
It is no wonder that none of them except maybe 2 – Ebuka and Uti since inception have been able to make anyyhin out of their lives, the rest scurry back into the anonymous holes they came out from after squandering their prize monies on avaricious living.
I think society has to rethink it’s priorities and brand custodians who fund and oil these trends must lead. They must reavualute what they support and must as a matter of compulsion look at the morality of purpose as they cut those budgets.
For me and my anonymous-nipples, we are set. We have found the funding and we will teach society the joys of resoonsible adult love.
Thanks
*Duke of Shomolu*
