10 Prophesies From The Duke Of Shomolu
We will cry and miss Buhari
We will be transformed into a monarchical democracy. The first in the world. (Father , son, daugher, and wife in strong hereditary positions)
The daughter of the president will be the head of markets nationwide, including Stock Exchange, etc
Columbia will be our strongest trade partner
Syria and Iran will build very strong ties with Nigeria. Our vice president will be our ambassador to those countries
All service chiefs will be mandated to join the ruling party
We will not qualify for the World Cup cos all igbo players will abstain
Kwam I will be an official musician at the presidency
Osibanjo, aregbesola will be labeled official enemy of state and stripped of all national honors.
Sanwo-Olu’s sign off limit will be reduced to N1m per contract. Anything above that he will have to consult the office of The Son of The President
Bonus prophecy
INEC Chairman to be given highest national honors in yhenland and labeled war hero with cenotaph on Abuja.
Ohhh, yeee children of Naija, weep with no consolation cos darkness cones nigh.
Come and beat me
Duke of Shomolu

